Asking price: $3.195M
Size: 3-bed, 3-bath, 2,519-square-foot TIC
The skinny: A financially prudent 49er with a taste for luxury will need to dial it back if he wants to live in the Park Lane, Nob Hill’s $100M TIC conversion. That means steering clear of the fancier unit 508, with its sweeping views and $4.595M list price, and settling for the lower unit 308, where the views are primarily of nearby buildings.

Asking price: $3.29M
Size: 3-bed, 2-bath, 1,921-square-foot condo
The skinny: 49ers who are also Warriors fans might want to consider this unit on the 14th floor of Madrone by Bosa in Mission Bay. The condo’s $1.405 million price hike in under two and a half years seems to be banking on the building’s proximity to the planned arena, renderings of which are helpfully included in the listing photos.

Asking price: $3.075M
Size: 2-bed, 2-bath, 1,714-square-foot condo
The skinny: This gently used Millennium Tower condo (it has been a second home, we’re told) comes with tons of amenities and sky-high HOA fees to match—which may not be worth it, after all, since the gym and screening room and all that must pale in comparison to the team’s own practice facilities, which have the added benefit of not being overrun by weak-limbed techies and bankers.

Asking price: $3.298M
Size: 4-bed, 5.5-bath, 6,359-square-foot single-family home
The skinny: This San Jose home sits at the top of a hill and comes with a columned poolside cabana complete with a fireplace, kitchen, and bedroom suite. The solar-heated pool is joined by the requisite hot tub, and the entire place has been gone over by a feng shui consultant—crucial for when the opposing team is trying to block your chi.

Asking price: $2,949,888
Size: 4-bed, 5.5-bath, 4,827-square-foot single-family home
The skinny: Well, this sure is awkward. For the exacting price of $2,949,888, a 49er can pick up his ex-teammate Ray McDonald’s former model home. McDonald, who was dropped by the team in December amid allegations of sexual assault, recently put the house on the market. The property comes with something the brokerbabble is calling a “grotto,” plus a novelty swim-up bar.

Asking price: $3.299M
Size: 5-bed, 3.5-bath, 5,220-square-foot single-family home
The skinny: Players who missed out on their college classes may enjoy spending time in this neoclassical-style estate, which is appropriately perched on a brochure-quality lawn that looks flat enough for pickup games of Ultimate Frisbee. Inside, there are beamed ceilings and wood floors, plus bedrooms that look a bit fancy for the collegiate lifestyle—though a 49er seeking verisimilitude could feasibly drag an extra-narrow twin mattress into the bathroom, which is about the size of a dorm room.

Asking price: $2.995M
Size: 5-bed, 5-bath, 4,435-square-foot single-family home
The skinny: For the more sparing devotee of modern architecture, here we have a deco-ish gem by Hervey Parke Clark, who designed the Presidio War Memorial with John F. Beuttler, along with several Stanford buildings and the US consulate in Japan. It comes stocked with a wine cellar and tasting room and, of course, a pool. The home recently took at $400K price chop, which would do a little to numb the pain of the North Bay commute.

Asking price: $2.5M
Size: 7-bed, 8-bath, 6,133-square-foot single-family home
The skinny: Napa is really a bit far afield for a 49er, so this would need to be a weekend retreat. Though the architectural identity of this 1990 home is a bit mixed up (so confusing, the 90s!), we really like the glass-roofed kitchen and sunroom.