This is a 700 square foot Mission Dolores apartment in a two-unit building. The owners live upstairs, and seem pretty chill. They have two dogs, cats, and rabbits in the backyard, so your pets are welcome. There's also the very unusual "smoking's okay!' policy. No mention of parking, but there is laundry in the unit. Are you the quiet type? Avoid this place. "Upstairs, we run a startup and thus maintain irregular hours. If church mouse silence by 9 p.m. every night is important to you, then this isn't the right place for you to live."

Now's your chance to scoop up an impossibly adorable cottage in Noe Valley. Sure, it's tiny, but you could make it work, right? It's a standalone cottage with a private deck admits a lovely garden. Features include cork flooring in the living room, shared washer and dryer, and easy street parking (no garage available). Cats and dogs are OK!

This is a nice one bedroom apartment with an updated kitchen and bathroom. The kitchen has a dishwasher, garbage disposal, microwave, and plenty of cupboard space. The bedroom overlooks the Bay and the back of the Ghiradelli sign, a plus or minus depending on if you're a chocolate lover. Parking for one car is included. Coin laundry is on site.

Hey-o! A single-family home in the Outer Sunset! There's a large flat backyard (mostly cement) and there's laundry on site. While parking isn't included (we suspect the lower level is being rented to someone else), there's plenty of street parking around those parts. There's a no smoking and no pets policy.

Yes, dear readers, there are studios going for $2,795 per month. That said, this particular one is quite nice. It used to be a one bedroom apartment but it's been restructured into a very large open area studio. It has its own wood deck and patio and private access to the backyard. On site laundry but no pets allowed. There's no mention of parking.

This is our first loft to make the list all week. It's 710 square feet and has 1.5 bathrooms. There's laundry in the unit. Everything is new. Pets welcome. No mention of parking.

This is a furnished one bedroom in the Park Telegraph Building on Telegraph Hill. It's being described as "smarty furnished," so there's that. There's a washer and dryer in the unit and parking is included. Building amenities include a large gym with sauna and 24-hour security.

This is a beautiful 900 square foot Victorian apartment that is technically a one bedroom but could easily be converted into two. The fireplace has built-in cabinetry with leaded glass. There's stained glass and hardwood flooring. The bathroom has a clawfoot tub. There's laundry in the building. Unfortunately there's a no pets or parking policy.

This is a 1,100 square foot one bedroom loft. There's 1.5-bathrooms and pets are allowed on a case by case basis. There's a fireplace, outdoor space, dishwasher, and washer and dryer in the unit. One car parking is included.