The Warriors were set to build the team's new stadium atop the decrepit piers, and even had international starchitects Snøhetta create jaw-dropping renderings of the proposed building. Unfortunately the deal fell through, so of course this is the perfect place for Stark to build anew. Imagine this: The Dodgers are playing the Giants at AT&T Park, and Iron Man's flying all over adjacent McCovey Cove to catch fly balls. This would destroy the ego of that water jetpack dude who's always whizzing around McCovey Cove, but Tony Stark wouldn't care.

Part of us just wants to suggest this property because it's $100 million. But also it's in the heart of Silicon Valley and high atop a mountain, so Tony could eat his American Cheeseburger while literally looking down at the rest of us. The property comes with a flower arranging room, so perhaps Stark will take up a new hobby.

This very old and rundown mansion in Presidio Heights should just be converted to a coven already, but if Tony's moving to town he should purchase it for its asking price of $17.995 million. Sure, it's in a pretty quiet (and affluent) neighborhood, but at 20,000+ square feet it'd be the perfect spot to house the Avengers when they're in town.

Stark's home in Malibu sits on a seaside cliff, so snatching up tech entrepreneur Jack Dorsey's (of Twitter and Square fame) cliffside home seems like a reasonable plan for Stark. Dorsey would likely not want to part with it, but what other option would Dorsey have if Stark decided to put on his Hulkbuster Armor and just hover outside of Dorsey's house until he signed it over? Stark would probably live-Tweet it.

Look, we get that Tony Stark drives an Audi R8, but if you're a rich person moving to San Francisco you've got to get yourself a Tesla. Here then, this $16 million home in Telegraph Hill is perfect. It comes with its very own Tesla charging station! This will get him brownie points when he pretends to want to befriend Elon Musk, who lives in Bel Air.

The Albion Castle in Hunters Point is a smart place for Stark to consider, mostly because it's in a historically rough part of town so it would make for a great hideout. The castle was once the site of Albion Brewery, so there are extensive underground reservoirs. Can you say "underground reservoir pool party"?

We get that Stark's point of being in San Francisco is to work on his mobile app, but the dude likes his gadgets and also his Iron Man Armory. The historic Flood Estate in Woodside would be a good spot to "get away from it all." It also comes with 92 acres, so Stark could do some serious damage without anyone complaining.

No one will tell you Tony Stark isn't arrogant, and that's precisely why he'd buy the Masonic Temple and turn it into his very own private residence. He'd do it just because he could. (He'd pay off all the necessary people.) It sits atop Nob Hill and is pretty much the center of San Francisco. Everyone in real estate knows it's always about location, location, location. He would be able to fly by the tourists on their cable car rides, jump in his cars like Steve McQueen in Bullit.