Asking price: $749K
Size: 3-bed, 1-bath, 1,050-square-foot single-family home
Price per square foot: $713
The skinny: On the cusp of Parkside, this three-bedroom promises refinished hardwoods and a “newish” kitchen. The bedrooms may be tiny—we can’t tell because so many of the photos are vertical.

Asking price: $799K
Size: 5-bed, 2-bath, 1,907-square-foot single-family home
Price per square foot: $419
The skinny: No interior photos here; did the broker even go inside? However, we’re assured that the obviously neglected yard is “low maintenance.”

Asking price: $799K
Size: 4-bed, 2-bath, 1,700-square-foot single-family home
Price per square foot: $470
The skinny: This spacious midcentury home has been in the same family since it was built in 1956. Good light, hardwoods floor throughout, and an “older” kitchen—for one of the lower prices per square we’ve seen.

Asking price: $799.5K
Size: 4-bed, 2-bath, 1,510-square-foot single-family home
Price per square foot: $529
The skinny: Though it lacks curb appeal, this four-bedroom Outer Sunset home has a cheery interior, with wood floors, handsome rounded doorways, and some nice molding touches.

Asking price: $849K
Size: 3-bed, 2.25-bath, 1,450-square-foot single-family home
Price per square foot: $586
The skinny: Last sold for $275K in 1995, this Mediterranean-style three-bedroom has its primary living quarters on the top floor. There’s an in-law unit on the ground level with a full bath and its own entrance—and, whaddaya know, a month-to-month tenant. Consolation prize: There’s an apple tree in the backyard.

Asking price: $850K
Size: 3-bed, 2-bath, 1,650-square-foot single-family home
Price per square foot: $515
The skinny: Features include skylights, an elevator, and a legal in-law apartment. Not to worry: the brokerbabble swears all the nightmare-pink furniture will be gone by move-in.

Asking price: $839K
Size: 3-bed, 2.5-bath, 1,096-square-foot single-family home
Price per square foot: $766
The skinny: On the cusp of Golden Gate Heights lies this condo in a four-unit building with newly refinished hardwoods, a wood-burning fireplace, two-car parking, and a private roof deck. But beware of bad juju—this one’s a foreclosure, which explains the drive-by look to the photos.

Asking price: $985K
Size: 3-bed, 1-bath, 1,585-square-foot single-family home
Price per square foot: $621
The skinny: Built in 1939, this three-bedroom features hardwoods, a fireplace, a large central patio, and a kitchen in sore need of updating.