Excelsior fixer-upper asks only $599K

Billed as a “diamond in the rough,” this two-bed, one-bath, 1,435-square-foot fixer is being offered “as is” for the rock-bottom price of a $599,000.

Sob.

The good news is that this circa-1907 abode is a charmer. Or, rather, could be given enough love and attention. It even has a garage, albeit one inaccessible due to overgrown foliage. Two stories, bay windows, hardwood floors—this one should spark a bidding war, presumably.

Also of note, per the listing, “Cash buyers encouraged as financing might be difficult due to current property condition.” Alas.

• 1104 Brazil [Tom Baumgartner, Redfin]