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Two San Mateo Cemetery Plots at "0 Skyline Blvd" List on MLS

Some opportunist has gone and listed two side-by-side cemetery plots at San Mateo's Skylawn Memorial Park on the MLS, asking $17,500 for the pair. The plots have the foreboding address of "0 Skyline Blvd" and are, we're told, spaces 3 and 4 in Section C of Lot 1002, a neighborhood that has a Walk Score of 0, per Redfin. Per the brokerbabble, the spaces are "directly accessible from State Route 92" and have "wonderful views"—two important amenities for discerning deceased persons. Not close to tech shuttle stops, though. We would like to tell you the HOA fees, but our call to the broker, who like most cynics we've met recently has an LA area code, went unreturned.
· 0 Skyline Blvd [Redfin]