Today is Nic Cage Day across the Curbediverse, a day for celebrating The Legend and his legendary real estate hijinks. Why? Because Nic Cage.
Nicolas Cage is not just one of our era's most important actors, he's also a man of the world. He's owned a castle in Germany, won an auction for a dinosaur skull in Beverly Hills, publicly declared he's not a vampire at the Ed Sullivan Theater, and worn gold jackets with Carrot Top at Circus Circus. He even took acting lessons at American Conservatory Theater, once upon a time. Here now, in the tradition of the Eater 38, we present an important new piece of Cage scholarship: the Nic Cage 38, a map guide to the 38 most essential Nicolas Cage locations on Earth.