Might you be interested in a very nice bridge? It's 10 feet wide, about 260 feet long, L shaped, and legitimately available for sale. The current location is Foster City, where the biotech company Thermo Fisher Scientific is vacating the premises and disposing of the leftover structure. Pros: It's in all likelihood in better shape than the Bay Bridge and probably also cormorant free. Cons: You'll need to schlep it away. "It's going to be a fraction of the cost of a new bridge," Luciano Arruda, the fellow in charge of the sale, told the Chronicle. "Bridges can cost a million dollars or more," Arruda added, proving that life imitates real estate, and real estate imitates famous scams. [SFGate]
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