— Hotel des crap
— I Just Wanted to Cry
— Bladwin Hotel San Francisco – Ghetto paradise
— Disgusting rathole of inconceivable squalor
— Like Sleeping In a Grandma's Attic
— I would rather stay at a roach motel
— Was this a Saturday Night Live Skit??
— I'd rather sleep in a DUMPSTER
— You would get a better reception sleeping on a park bench
— Don't take this dump
Compiled by Dylan Pilaar
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