File it under "If you have to ask, you cannot afford..."

This 6,000-square foot penthouse suite at the already luxury-laden Fairmont Hotel comes staffed with its own maid, butler, chef and chauffeur-- "everything you need to run a home properly," asserts staff. You also get three beds, four baths, a dining room to accommodate 2, or 24. We know. The numbers are a bit staggering. We saved the best for last though: the $15K-per-night price tag. Click through for a video tour. [Yahoo]