Calling all soulless bachelors and ice queens: we have found the perfect (and expensive) pad for you. Unit #328 at 200 Brannan is a 3-bed, 3-bed, 2,391-square-foot loft condo in South Beach. The loft features black hardwood flooring, concrete walls, giant panes of glass and two separate seats in the living room, so that you don't run the risk of accidentally touching another human being. The bedrooms are housed upstairs, and the master suite features a bathroom straight out of Blade Runner. Asking price? $2,495,000. Monthly HOA dues are $747 and there's 2-car parking in the garage.
· 200 Brannan, #328 [Redfin]