Dearest readers, we have some serious real estate porno for you this morning. The penthouse at One South Park is on the market for the first time; asking $3,300,000. Let's talk specs: The 3-bed, 3.5-bath, two-level penthouse is spread out over 2,659 square feet. The "deeded, massive roof deck is one of the largest private rooftop spaces in all of San Francisco," reads the listing. Is it too early for a margarita? Because we seriously need a drink. We're not certain, but we suspect that the flooring on the upper level is white concrete, which is very sexy. The open floorplan for the main living areas is airy and bright, mostly because of the wall of windows on the north-facing wall. The bathrooms, most of which contrast dark stone with glossy white tile, tubs and sinks, are an excellent example of sleek contemporary design. Monthly HOA dues are a reasonable $665 and there's 1-car parking in the garage. Do invite us over for a Giants post game after party. The hot tub is calling our name.
· 1 South Park, #407 [Redfin]