Man oh man, do we have some serious real estate porno for you. A 2-bed, 2.5-bath, 2,624-square foot condo on the 25th floor of the Montgomery Washington Tower has just hit the market with a mind-numbing asking price of $3,995,0000. Oh, and there's monthly HOA dues of $1,988 and a leased parking fee of $248 for 1-car parking in the garage. Typing that seriously made us need a Hendrick's martini. The condo itself has every bell and whistle you'd associate with a property (and price tag) of this caliber, including travertine marble in all the bathrooms. Building amenities include a lap pool, gym and 24-hour doorman in the recently restored Michael Taylor lobby.
· 611 Washington #2502 [Redfin]