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519 Valley, the boxy structure known as a "house" over in Noe Valley, is back on the market after a tricky delisting over the holidays. It's a 4-bed, 3.5-bath, and a whopping 3,375 square feet of sharp corners and expensive remodel. Intelligent people can disagree over whether the new facade of the house is mind-bogglingly hideous or charmingly funky, but the inside is slightly less controversial. Lots of beige, lots of white, lots of tile. Nothing to shout about over here. What do you think, dear readers, is another chop in the future? How low can this fancy shack go without an owner?
· 519 Valley St. [Redfin]
· No Round Edges Allowed in Noe Valley [CurbedSF]