Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Eric Miller looked the part. So much so, that he felt comfortable enough to clean his sneakers, exercise in the gym, and put on clean Fire Department workout clothes that he found in the dryer. The only problem was, Eric Miller isn't a firefighter. Police said Miller, a 29-year old SF resident, entered Firehouse 19 near Stonestown Galleria somewhere around 2am through an unlocked door. He went about his business until 6am, when a real firefighter showed up for his shift and asked Miller if he needed "a jump," which is firefighter-speak for "you want to go home early?" Miller was confused by the question, and it was quickly figured out that he wasn't suppose to be there. He was booked on suspicion of felony burglary and possession of stolen property. [SF Gate]