We aren't going to get into specifics about this property. Mostly because the rest of it isn't that bad or that great. What we do want to discuss is the bizarro placement of the bright red sofa. As a city dweller, we understand the allure of a decent view. But c'mon! Right in front of the window? LIterally one foot from the wall? And where are we suppose to put our martini glass? This is just weird.