This 2-bed, 2-bath ground floor co-op is all about location, location, location. Like being a mere half block from "the world's most crookedest street!" Where tourists will accost you on your way to work, demanding you take their photo. It's also across the street from George Sterling Park, so you can easily walk your Beagle or perhaps meet up with your buddies for a round of tennis. Oh, wait! This unit has a strict "no pets!" policy, so off with Skippy. The dining room has walk-out terraces. The two bathrooms are marble and identical. The kitchen is fit for a chef. And all the Mies van der Rohe furniture has got us thinking about American Psycho. Perhaps a more friendly staging job is required? Probably not, as you can't even buy into this place for the totally reasonable price tag of $1,750,000. Nope. You have to be interviewed and approved by the board before you can set foot in this building, regardless of your bank account balance. There's a door person, he won't let you in. Get a haircut, won't you? The listing says there are monthly HOA dues, but they aren't listed. We're going to assume they're one million dollars.
· 2240 Hyde #1 [Redfin]
· 2240 Hyde #1 [Redfin]