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Fun-Hating Bird-Lover

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The Chronicle reports that in an act of wanton NIMBYism, some lady complained about fireworks in Golden Gate Park for our beloved Giants. Was she concerned with the obvious fire hazard of having sparks fly down over unkempt wooded areas and all over the Richmond and starting an epic fire? No! She was concerned about birds. BIRDS! We're sure they are very nice, but in this case we stay on the side of getting out of work early to drink in the middle of the week. [SF Gate]