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Future of Geary Median is a Question Mark

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The Department of Public Works reports that new landscaping is coming to the media at Geary and, whoops, "Stanyon." Come on, DPW! Don't you know that every inaccurate description of a medians is a terrible, unforgivable injustice?

We'll forgive their misspelling of Stanyan, though, because oh God who the hell cares. The real story here is the as-yet undisclosed new landscaping! We can't wait to see what goes in. "Future planting scheme still being discussed," reports the DPW. We're not sure why they ripped out the old plants before they knew what would be replacing them -- what a mystery! The Case of the Mysterious Median! Someone call Miss Marple! We hope it's a palm tree!