Blah, blah, blah, 1-bed, 1-bath, $599,000 at the historic Park Hill Condominiums. But wait, hold up. Is that the lobby? Can imagine coming home to that? Can you imagine wearing sweatpaints and making a Starbucks run through that? We'd be all boas all the time. And a hat made out of Fabergé eggs. This "room" could also be the club room (the listing is really lacking in info), but whatever. We'd totally spend all of our time there. We hope it has WiFi!