How many local hearts were broken when chiseled news reporter Ross Palumbo departed KRON? Probably billions. But he just popped back onto our radar (which is now heart shaped), anchoring a series of video reports on home ownership for homos. What luck! The handy vids will teach you all about home ownership, mortgages and those rotten gay-only taxes from which straight couples are exempt. They will also teach you about chiseled jaws, piercing eyes, and exactly how much dreamboatyness you can withstand before your nipples start to tingle.