"Milo, the family pet, hopes that the new owner(s) will take good care of his former home. He is happily settled in his new home where there is a yard - yay!" Puppies aside, that, friends, is a desperate plea if ever we've heard one. 716 Haight Street. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, 1519 square foot town home with storage, a private deck— blah, blah it's Friday afternoon. $925,000 asking, plus $150.75/month HOA dues. Other adjectives include: "Sexy," "chic," and "trendy." Screw being a dog, Milo— real estate is your obvious calling.
· 716 Haight Street [MLS]