To paraphrase Oscar Wilde's last words, "Either the wallpaper goes, or we do." Ugly? Check. Vulgar? Check. Old-fashioned? Check. If these walls could talk...they'd be shouting antiquated profanities. "Kindly remove yourself from these esteemed premises! I bite my thumb at you, you whey-faced cow herder!
· 718 Pine St. [MLS]