Random: SF RE Honcho Charged With ... Poaching Trout?

So. If you're a real estate mogul trying to score a Federal charge or two, the least you can do is go out in a ball of spectacular flames. Don't be a bore; embezzle multiple millions of dollars, hire an escort, rob a bunch of open houses— hell, do anything other than the truly weak stunt Luke Brugnara of SF-based Brugnara Corp. recently pulled. The Feds are coming down hard on Brugnara for blocking a stream on his private Gilroy property, thus endangering the already-endangered Steelhead trout that frequent the waters. Special bonus felony counts: Brugnara's also being slapped with two counts for lying during the investigation. Clod. [SJ Merc]