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Daily Craig: BART Fartist Strikes

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No way? Way.: If V is for Vendetta, F is for Fartist. The first part of the word is “fart” for the act of firing bacteria created air and poo particles at an incredible speed. Everyone one does it, and it has been proven that farts bring joy, yet they are taboo in public. The second part of the word is “artist” because that is what I am. Much like Picasso wielded a paint and easel, I have the ability to practically fart on command and have perfected the ventriloquist and ricochet methods which allow me to strike with devastating accuracy from cover much like a highly trained sniper. My main hunting grounds are the mean streets of BART, which I am forced to endure twice a day for half an hour at a time ... [Craigslist Blog]