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"Love the staging. And by "love" I mean I'm vomiting." No words minced here as a reader tipped us to 1400 Keith Street, in Bayview. Nausea inducing, yes. But hold your dry heaves for a moment. Visionaries among you, please don your best cheap suit and assemble your Monopoly money and Fisher Price cash register: It's time for a game of Make Believe. You, let's pretend for a moment that you're an investor interested in speculative real estate. And let's also imagine that the Bayview nabe is beginning to blow the f'up (oh wait, it is). Now for the factiods: 1400 Keith Street is ugly. We've already established that. 1400 Keith Street also holds 2 units (2 bedrooms/ 1 bath each) plus a 1-bedroom (illegal) inlaw unit. Double garage. Bay and Candlestick views. $570,000 for 2125 square feet, or $268 per. Repeat: $268 per square foot. Exterior after the jump. Geography lesson below. Question: Invest, renovate like mad, and flip in the future? Or pass?
· 1400 Keith Street [MLS]