Dear Realtor®: Mariah Carey is notorious for keeping the best Photoshopper in Hollywood on retainer in order to retouch her publicity shots. Take heed, for nobody— and we mean nobody— was fooled by the hack job you performed on 2221 Baker Street. We all live in San Francisco, and we all know that house sits on a slope steep enough to drop straight into hell. Your attempt at rendering it flat was mediocre at best, and as for the logic behind the decision to alter said photo, well, let's just say it wasn't so strategic a business decision on your part. Brace, kiddo. Yours in Photoshop, Curbed SF. [SocketSite]
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