This weekend, The Chron asked the question, "What makes a great bachelor pad?" and their answer was a little disappointing. For us, it's a bookshelf that flips into a bar, clapper-activated music & lights, and automatic everything — and we mean everything. (See any Matt Helm or Derek Flint movie to get a better idea.) Sadly, the San Francisco bachelor in question doesn't seem to share our sense of romantic intrigue and opted for...sisal rugs and can lighting? Oh man... At least this was only a "practice run."