Notice to all wannabe Britneys and Marx-alikes the same: Starbucks will close 7,600 locations across the country on the evening of February 26th in order to re-program it's employees. Riveting, yes, but y'all do get so riled about the 'bucks that we thought an early heads-up was in order. Takes time to organize all 10 of those protesters, after all. [Seattle Times]
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