Attention transients and apartment stagers: need furniture fast? The Marriott Courtyard at Fisherman's Wharf is closing fast and liquidating the contents of each of their 128 rooms. Bed, nightstand, couch, bad art, outdated televisions, the whole lot can be yours for only $500. Don't worry -- it's "exceptionally clean," just like Fisherman's Wharf... But, um, they really could've stood to make the bed before hand.