Curbed, Literally: Supes Slap Tax on Driveways

The Board of Supes is likely to approve a $100 tax (minimum!) for homeowners audacious enough to add a driveway extending from their garages to— gasp!— the street, thus enabling them to exit said garages and carry on with their absolutely immoral, gas-guzzling lives. Defacing public sidewalks will not be tolerated in this town, people.