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Daily Craig: Special Challenge Edition

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We thought yesterday's Craigslist find was a dooze. And then we logged on today. Three roommates are offering a "small and closet like [room] with a perverse, enduring and everlasting charm." "This room," says the listing "has served the needs of countless roommates, forcing them into becoming recluses and enacting their inherent womb instinct." Oh, and the house also shelters a cat who's constantly in heat. Nice. In order to rent this space— which may be had for $385, by the way— prospective tenants are asked to respond to the following questions:

1) "It’s raining outside and your lonely and for some reason we’re not home. You lift the glass to your mouth and you take a sip of _________ ."

2) "It’s raining outside and your lonely and for some reason we’re not home. You press play on the stereo and _________ ."

3) "It’s raining outside and your lonely and for some reason we’re not home. You have six feet of ¾’ polyethylene tubing, a cup of rice and ductape you decide to make _________ ."

"We look forward to your exhaustive and amusing reply." And yes, this picture is attached to the ad.
· $385 A room. In a flat. (mission district) [Craigslist]