"Am I ever hungover from last night's happy homeowner happy hour love fest. The lady's were shamelessly throwing themselves at me and my fellow homeowners and I was showering them with drinks paid with the rent money I collected from by my poor bitter BH renter. I told the lady's not too laugh to hard when they saw his sad pathetic life as we stumbled back to my pad." Spoken like a true douche. [Craigslist Housing Forum]
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