"Can you say flattering angles and photoshop?" A tipster sent in some images of 330-332 Valley, a newly-constructed pair of luxurious flats, above, AKA faux-contextual infill in Noe Valley. Seems the realtors have photoshopped the tangle of power lines out front and angled the photos to make the block look flat- instead of a steep hill. And gave it a lovely evening sky. Oh well. They do it to Pamela Anderson all the time. After the jump, some before-and-after. Somewhere online there's a video of the original house being demolished. Flats priced at $1,395,000 and $1,295,000.
· 330-332 Valley Street [Vanguard]
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