Poking around this weekend's open house listings, we find a penthouse in the 1981 neo-brutalist tower at 900 Bush Street (at Taylor) sometimes referred to as La Galleria. We decide to parse Le Texte:
This corner penthouse unit boasts two levels.
Good start, boasting in the first sentence, avoidance of confusing word "duplex"
Floor to ceiling windows create space and light.
Meaningless prattle
Enjoy views from two balconies, then snuggle by the fireplace.
Snuggler in-unit, or do you order it from the Concierge?
A kitchen, open living/dining area, one bedroom and full bath complete the lower level. A full master suite occupies the upper level.
Fair enough, although full master sounds a little too late-nite Craigslist
Other features include parquet floors, generous closets, parking, gym and pool.
And you share them all!
Close to Union Square, entertainment and fine dining, this well maintained building is an ideal primary or vacation residence.
Dream Vacation in the Tenderloin!
900 Bush Street #5P, $995K, open Sunday from 2-4.
· 900 Bush Street #5P [Zephyr]