"Someone call for an open house cause this one needs to be seen to believe. [sic]" writes the reader who tipped us to 414 Hearst Avenue, a home owned by the same family for nearly 100 years, according to its listing. Square footage is listed at 2364, with 5 bedrooms, 1 bathroom and an "unwarranted half bath." $835,000 or $353 per. We're surprised if anyone is still reading at this point— how far can one's eyes travel past this ill-fated marriage of Versailles and Parquet?
· 414 Hearst Ave [MLS]