Um... (excerpt; emphasis ours) : People I will not live with: christians, assholes, trustafarians, annoying clingy types, psychic vampires, professional wrestling fans, children, the physically handicapped, the intellectually deficient, the morbidly ugly... If you hate boredom, want to destroy civilization with your bare hands, base your morality on fun and beauty instead of outmoded concepts of right and wrong, and can pound drugs and alcohol like a fucking champ, please do holler at me. I look forward to hearing from you. May the infernal blessings of our dark master Satan be upon you. Sincerely, Peaches Partridge [Craigslist; Housing Wanted]
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