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How Gay is Your House?

926 Douglass Street: the gayest house on the market. Once upon a time, it was grey industrial carpeting, platforms, track lighting. Today, bright neutrals, five shower heads and a hot tub are international markers for the prosperous Gay. In Noe Valley, of all places:

...an architect designed transformation of this mid-century home... exquisite... looks and feels like new construction! Superb, elegant design choices... professionally landscaped stone entry path features lighting and drip irrigation. Absolutely gorgeous kitchen... Two spa-like baths – one with a soaking tub, the other with 5 shower heads... media room completely wired for audio, video, and computer... add to the mood. Dazzling views... frame the kitchen and living room... outdoor living is invited with a large deck, a patio and spa hot tub.File under planning ahead: the hot tub is concealed from voyeurs looking down from next door by a pergola with speakers. Priced under-market to attract a drop-dead bidding war, preferably in knit boxers or bike shorts.
· 926 Douglass Street [Stuart Wilson, Paragon]