Yesterday's Chronicle went on and on about how it's a buyers' market, the market is softening, yadda yadda. But the Onion already broke the story days ago. America's Finest News Source published an article explaining how sellers are attracting buyers. Our faves include: "Carrying around wad of money; acting like owning this house got them that money," "Pointing out dishwasher several times," and "Letting third blouse button go."
· Home Sales Dropping [the Onion via Burbed]