It was hell-bound to happen. The Metal (as in music, not precious) news site Blabbermouth picked up- but didn't link to- our post on the offering of Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett's house in Pacific Heights for $12.5M. Aside from the usual fag-bashing and obscenities, the dozens of comments to the Blabbermouth post included the highly original "selling out really does pay" and "it looks like my grandma's house" the last one totally nailing it, of course.
Blabbermouth did link to the site of realtor Mark Allan Levinson who no doubt is sitting around wondering "dude, where's my bandwidth" and "why am I getting hits from Croatia?"
· Metallica Guitarist...Flooplans Available [Blabbermouth]
· Metallica Flooplans Available [Curbed]
· Rumblings & Bumblings Celebreality Edition [Curbed]
· 2505 Divisadero [Mark Allan Levinson]