This new listing rendered us speechless. We applaud the agent's valiant attempt to be both forthcoming and positive, but really, it conjures up images straight out of Dickens:
"Contractor's Special/Fixer. Wonderful West and North views from this hillside property. Petite vintage home with unwarranted rooms down, front deck and parking. No full bath; toilet only. Needs your imagination and hard work to realize potential. As-Is sale; Probate subject to court confirmation. Owner died in home of natural causes."
· 520 Peru Avenue [Jackie Cuneo, Zephyr RE]