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$370K, One Bedroom No Bath

This new listing rendered us speechless. We applaud the agent's valiant attempt to be both forthcoming and positive, but really, it conjures up images straight out of Dickens:

"Contractor's Special/Fixer. Wonderful West and North views from this hillside property. Petite vintage home with unwarranted rooms down, front deck and parking. No full bath; toilet only. Needs your imagination and hard work to realize potential. As-Is sale; Probate subject to court confirmation. Owner died in home of natural causes."

· 520 Peru Avenue [Jackie Cuneo, Zephyr RE]