That's Rather Hideous: What Camouflage Can't Hide
Tuesday, June 17, 2008, by Jimmy Stamp
There's a disturbing new trend on the MLS this week: camouflage wallpaper. We've gotta ask: what are Holly Hobbie's flowers really hiding? Says the reader who sent in the above photo, Exhibit A: "[What] you can't tell from the photos is the abundance of nude male body paintings and phallic cartoons in bathroom ... But at least the wall treatments in every room (curtain/wall covering in bedroom, dizzying wallpaper in kitchen) are represented well in the photos!" As for the second photo, Exhibit B, we know there's gotta be a bed in there somewhere.
· 16 Allston Way [MLS]
· 494 Kansas St. [MLS]
· That's Rather Hideous: Wallpaper Violation Edition [Curbed SF]
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